Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Why can't we

Adults be more like kids?

I took the kids to the park the other day. Initially, they were the only kids on the playground, running around, climbing, sliding. Other kids arrived and joined in the fun...and all of the kids just accepted each other as new friends. Both genders, all ages, different ethnicities.

Proof of the song from South Pacific : You've Got to be Carefully Taught. In this song, Lt. Cable, who has fallen in love with a local girl, is fighting with his upbringing and how he was taught "to hate the people your relatives hate."

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Dictionary, STAT!

So I was seeing a patient in the office, and she was term.

Her mother asked me "When are you going to seduce her?"

Me and my big mouth immediately responded "Never!"

The patient said "I think my mom means induce."

Monday, June 14, 2010

OB Tidbit

It is NEVER good when the maternal heart rate is 20 beats per minute higher than the fetal heart rate.

Just FYI.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Win some, lose some

Win : What you thought would be a difficult vaginal hysterectomy takes you 29 minutes start to finish.

Lose : Tom Izzo leaving MSU

Win : Weekday call this week was uneventful.

Lose : Got called in at 3 am for a delivery this morning.

Win : She only needed 3 pushes to get the baby out.

Lose : Vaginal hysterectomy turns into abdominal hysterectomy.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

New fridge

I hated my old one and then the icemaker goes and dies!

YAY!!!!!!

Happy dance - I'm getting a new one delivered today.

No more icemaker...leaving me more room in the freezer. No more side-by-side doors, which I HATE!!!!!!!!!

:)