Thursday, August 28, 2014


Of people assuming I'm stupid because I'm female.

Of teens who show up 30+ weeks pregnant.

Of my house being a flipping disaster.

Of administrative bullshit. I may have told a VP of the hospital that he was a roadblock to progress.

Of always being asked to pick up extra.

Of my stupid ortho injuries. Yes, plural.

Of pushing with first time moms at O'dark o'clock.

gah. Thanks god for a long weekend.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014


Why the HELL do people think a degree from fucking Dr. Google trumps my experience and education?

I went to med school for 4 long years. I then did a residency for another 4 incredibly long and painful years. I have been out of residency for 8 years. I know shit. I know OB. I've done thousands of deliveries. I can tell you what is likely to happen if we do things your way. Doing things my way leads to a HIGHER chance of a vaginal delivery!

SO FUCKING LISTEN TO ME when I make a recommendation at 8 am. And then you won't have to be telling me at midnight "You were right." DAMN STRAIGHT.