Tuesday, October 30, 2012

I'm for sure going to win mother of the year.

The day starts with a phone call from the boy's teacher, wondering why I wouldn't sign something. Kid got caught in a lie, since I had never seen the page.

While I'm running errands, the girl child get home from school. Evidently our garage door keypad needs a new battery. She can't get into the garage. She checks all other doors - locked. So she breaks into our house through a window in her bedroom.

Then, since today is trick or treat, I'm handing out candy. And run out. So I take candy from the boy's tub (he's already home). At least I'm taking the stuff he doesn't like to hand out. Only a few more minutes.

Friday, October 26, 2012


My first vag delivery of the month was yesterday!

It was a bad first few weeks of call. I do not aim for a 100% section rate.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

2 more weeks

Until my mailbox and recycling bin are free from political ads.

Until I can watch Food Network without seeing a Crossroads ad.

Until I can stop clicking on Grumpy's ads for the guy I voted against (I figure I may as well give Grumpy the clicks and cost the campaign something).

Thursday, October 18, 2012

What did I do?

Seems like every other patient today had the floodgates open and tears were pouring out.

Went through several boxes of cheap-ass, scratchy kleenex today.

I half-joke that Xanax and/or Celexa should be in the water supply.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

What do you want me to do?

If you list Toradol, codeine, Vicodin, Ultram, NSAIDs, tylenol, and morphine as allergies.

I can't keep you forever on IV Dilaudid...even if you did just have surgery.