To set the scene: Young pregnant teen, in room with her mom, me, and my nurse. I want to run a test called FFN, which requires nothing to have been in her vagina for a day.
Me: Have you had intercourse recently?
YPT: What's that?
Mom: What got you here in the first place!
Nurse is cackling away.
Me: Have you had sex lately?
YPT: Oh! No. You used big words!