Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Do you think I could market this?

So after the umteenth vagitch of the day, I decided that Diflucan should be dispensed like candy. Pez candies was my inspiration...I could do a Diflucan Pez dispenser.

It needs to be anatomically correct...with the little pill coming out of the vagina. And to gulp it down, just push on the bladder for a squirt of water out of the urethra! Maybe I could put yellow food dye in there for complete accuracy...

Somehow, I don't think this would be a best-seller... ;)


Eric, AKA The Pragmatic Caregiver said...

I'm on board if you can make the coating fall off the Pez dispenser in about .1% of the packages, in the style of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome / Toxic Epidermal Necrolysis.

steph said...

Can I have the first one?? I usually have to take it for about 5 wks. in a row to eradicate an infection. A month later I start all over again. Diflucan is my only relief, though it doesn't last long... : (