So I'm on call, and just got paged. My term patient thinks her water broke, so she had her hubby check her.
"He got 2 fingers in and so I'm probably 7 cm dilated! He also felt the head!"
Oy!
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Just what the title says...what you expect something else?
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...and she needed you for What?
very funny stuff there
Tell him to just leave his finger there to hold it in, until someone else is on call.
Like the little Dutch boy plugging the dike with his finger.
Update: only 1 cm dilated, booted.
Update: only 1 cm dilated, booted.
I was wondering how "two fingers" meant "7 centimeters"!
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