Monday, June 10, 2013

Dear uteri:

I can guarantee I will win any contest. I will remove you if your owner schedules a hysterectomy. It's better for her though, if I don't have to struggle vaginally.

That baby WILL come out, even if I have to cheat using a vacuum or a scalpel. And I will.

So please, just go easy on me? Everyone's happier that way.