Doctors are THE WORST FUCKING PATIENTS!!!!! And for once, the patient is not me.
I need my head examined when scheduling fibroidy uteri for removal.
Writing eulogies is hard & I suck.
The house is really quiet without the boy running around (he's at summer camp this week).
I am never going to California again.
I don't even want to know how much I've spent on airline tickets the last few months.
Shit, I now own 2 homes again.
I need to go to the casino - I figure I should have good luck, regression to the mean and all.
I did NOT need the van conking out last week. I don't have time for that shit.