I hate 3 am deliveries.
I hate 4 am deliveries.
I really hate 5 am deliveries.
I hate my shit magnet status.
I wish laboring patients would come in for my partners and not me.
Seriously, why do they all come in for me? (in fairness, I have one other partner who has similar luck)
6% section rate? REALLY? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?
This weekend killed my 0% episiotomy rate, however. Oh, well. Everyone came out the intended route.
My vacation cannot come fast enough.
I'm sick of post-menopausal bleeds. Lately I've been the D&C queen.
I hate computers.
I LOATHE meaningful use.
Got my first 2016 EDC patient this week.
Being a high-maintainence drama queen will kill office morale quick.
Being the easy-going one means you get walked upon.
I hate vag hysts.
But I got a nice compliment from multiple OR nurses - they tell me I do a nice vag hyst & if they need one, they'll have me do it.
I daydream about GYN only sometimes.
I am not a miracle worker.
No, I did NOT know about crazypants' heroine use while pregnant. Hell, I didn't even KNOW she was knocked up again.