So I was in the surgeon's lounge this morning, waiting for my case to start. Several other surgeons were in there as well and we were talking about work.
An orthopod remarked that summer is a busy time for them, with all of the ATV/bike accidents. I remarked to him that testosterone, stupidity, and alcohol are good for his business (not necessarily in that order!).
He replied "And yours too!"
You know, he's right.