Had a great delivery last night. Multip, 2 pushes.
I put baby on mom's belly, just like I always do. Hanging out, waiting for the cord to stop pulsing so I can clamp it. Mom, dad, and new grandma are oohing and aahing over the young boy, who launches his first piss...straight into mom's mouth.
Grandma is doubled over laughing, My stomach hurts from laughing.