Teens: Have "heavy periods" but really just want to get on the pill without Mom knowing that they are having sex.
20s: Having babies
30s: Done having babies. Want to be done with periods too.
40s. Fibroids -> menorrhagia -> hysterectomy
50s: The HOT FLASHES, OMG!!!
60s: It's falling out.
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Gives me so much to look forward to. I'm presently in the late 30's stage.
I just turned 31, and we'll hopefully conceive our first in the next year or so...I guess I'll be an old mom.
Had three babies in my 20s. Doctors started saying, "hysterectomy" in my 30s. I said, "No Way!"
Bladder started falling out in my 40s. Agreed to hysterectomy. Found cancer. It has been four years. Still can't rap my mind around never being able to have more babies.
I guess I am wierd.
Thank you for my OB/GYN for a pessary.
Hahahaha!! This is absolutely brilliant!
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