Pregnant caller. "I've had a head cold for a week."
"I need antibiotics."
"Any other symptoms?"
"Just a really runny nose."
"Have you tried a decongestant? Or saline spray?"
"No. I KNOW that I'm sick & I need an antibiotic."
"I won't call in an antibiotic for anyone that I have not examined."
"Fine. I have an appointment tomorrow with MY doctor. She'll give it to me." Insert snotty, entitled tone here.