Friday, June 1, 2012

This is what drugs will do to you

If you show up on L&D high as a kite in the wee hours of the morning, we will ask for a urine sample - for both a UA (since you are complaining of contractions) and a tox screen. (and not surprisingly, the second test lit up lit a tree at Christmas)

I will say though, it works better when you remove the undies first before peeing into the cup. :D But don't worry, we have the ugly-ass maternity panties you can have to go home in.


Anonymous said...

I'm assuming that positive UDS also gets child protective services involved once baby's born, too? I sure hope so.


ER's Mom said...

I think it did...this was many years ago.