Cell phone goes off. It's around 8 pm (thank goodness). Caller ID reveals the ever dreaded answering service.
"Hello doctor. This is Dawn at the call center. I have a call for you."
"Patient Ida Dunce calls stating her period started today..."
"Why the hell do I care?!" interrupting her spiel on the reason for the call. She started laughing.
"I don't know. Do you want me to connect her?"
"Not really, but go ahead."
I only wish some of these stories were made up, but I'm not that good of a storyteller.