So I'm in BFE. I can buy a cow and get it butchered pretty easily. In fact, my supplier is an L&D nurse. Many women around here work for the hospital to get insurance coverage for their farmer spouses, but I digress.
So I came home and said at the dinner table "I bought a cow."
DD's response : "It's going to live in our yard?"
"No. In our freezer." DH shot me the look.
Had DH pick up the order today. We now have about 400 pounds of beef at our home. Ummm...t-bones.