Check on the other 2 laboring. They're both fine. Head for call room at 11 pm to nap before delivering the next one.
Between 11 and 1 get 15 pages...mostly dumbass stuff. I actually asked one patient "Why ARE you calling me at midnight for this? This is for emergencies only!" She wanted to know what OTC meds she could take while pregnant. She obviously didn't read/lost the handout we give on that at the first appointment.
1 am...called for repetitive decels. Get the baby looking better than head back to sleep.
4:30 am called for delivery of baby.
6 am get back to bed after delivery.
8:43 am dumb husband calls to ask what I am doing. I might have been a little snippy to him.
10 am finish rounding. Break 3 girl's water to place internal since she isn't making much change.
Anyone would to take bets on zippering her this afternoon?