So I'm seeing a patient for a routine OB check. She's brought her daughter along, like many people do. Her little girl is GORGEOUS - long straight red hair, bright blue eyes, impish look on her face. She's 2 1/2 years old and precocious as all get out.
So I knock on the door before I enter, open the door and almost trip over the kid, who is right by the entrance to the room.
"You scared me!" she said.
"Curly hair scares me." I have super curly brown hair.
"You should see me when I first wake up." The patient is cracking up at the exchange.