Friday, February 12, 2010

Remember the small town paper?

Lead sentence in the local police report (copied and pasted directly from the paper's site):

Police were dispatched to a domestic situation involving a naked city couple arguing over "stupid stuff" inside a South Main Street residence Monday.



Grumpy, M.D. said...

"Stupid stuff", like where are our clothes, anyway?

rlbates said...

or "It was your turn to do the laundry!"