Tuesday, December 27, 2011


So a surgeon was rounding at the hospital and needed to catch the elevator before it closed. He stuck his foot into the door, it opened up for him. A medical student on the elevator asked "Why the foot?"

Surgeon replied, "I don't use my foot to operate."

Next floor, an internist waved his hand into the door. "Why the hand?" asked the student.

"I don't need my hands" replied the internist.

Next floor up, the orthopedic surgeon used his head to open the elevator.


Anonymous said...

Ha! I actually do stick my foot in the elevator door, ever since years ago when an internal medicine colleague (neurology resident, actually) freaked out when I used my hand. :)

- neurosurgeon

Grumpy, M.D. said...

This 84 year old man goes into a Catholic church and sits in the confessional booth.

Old man: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done?"

Old man: "I was walking home, and these 2 beautiful college girls on spring break pulled up to ask me for directions. Then they offered me a ride home. During the drive one asked me when the last time was that I'd had sex, and I admitted it had been a few years, since my wife died. When we got back to my apartment they went in with me, and we had incredible sex. Things I've never done before. It was amazing. And they're still there, waiting for me, and have promised to do even more incredible things when I get home."

Priest: "Um... How long has it been since your last confession?"

Old man: "Never. This is the first time I've ever been to confession."

Priest: "First time? You're 84? Why haven't you been here before?"

Old man: "I never needed to. I'm Jewish."

Priest: You're Jewish? So why are you here? Why are you telling me this?"

Old man: "I'm telling everybody."

CathRN said...

Where do you hide $100 from a......

Surgeon? In the chart.
GYN? On the patients forehead.
Radiologist? Anywhere on the patient- radiolucent
Cardiologist? Can't be done.

win said...

thank you verry much


Liftplus said...

Thanks! Thats a new one.