Friday, December 9, 2011

Not my fault

OK, so this patient saw me in the grocery store today...and proceeded to scream that I was the cause of her divorce while following me through the store. No, ma'am, your husband finally decided that he had had enough, not that I operated on you 4 years ago. I can guarantee that an old surgery is NOT the cause of your divorce.

There was a reason I discharged you from my practice...because you are a level 5, bat-shit crayzee who sucks the soul out of everything you encounter. Life is too short to have to deal with people like you.

1 comment:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Yeah, I run into them, too. And hide when I can.