By golly, every thing that is wrong with a woman is the OVARY'S fault. Got weight gain? It's your hormones. Low libido? Hormones. Irritable? Again, hormones. Can't sleep? Out-of-whack hormones.
Abdominal pain? Ovaries. Definitely.
Here is a message to every single ER doc in the USA.:
IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE OVARY'S FAULT! STOP SENDING ME PATIENTS THAT HAVE 2.35724 MINUTES OF PAIN 5 DAYS AGO, WITH THE DIAGNOSIS OF FEMALE ABDOMINAL PAIN AND/OR OVARIAN CYST.
And my fellow 40-somethings. You're tired, gaining weight, have no sex drive because something gave. It's called taking care of yourself. You're running around, kids in various activities, work outside the home, clean the home and wonder why you're going to hell?
Obviously it's your hormonal milieu.