Yeah, well, it figures

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I guess this means I don't talk down to you. :)

I can't make this up...

To set the scene: Young pregnant teen, in room with her mom, me, and my nurse. I want to run a test called FFN, which requires nothing to have been in her vagina for a day.

Me: Have you had intercourse recently?

YPT: What's that?

Mom: What got you here in the first place!

Nurse is cackling away.

YPT: Huh?

Me: Have you had sex lately?

YPT: Oh! No. You used big words!


*sigh*