OK, World

Can I PLEASE go just 1 week without some drama from my kids' schools? I'm really not liking these trips in. And then the ER visit either...

I really don't ask for much.

Prank

So I'm walking into the patient's room after being called in because she's ready to start pushing. Patient asks "Can I give birth in the tub?"

"That is not an option."

Turn to look at her mom, my good friend and coworker. "YOU put her up to that, didn't you?"

Whole room bursts into laughter.

I caused my friend to lose the bet - I didn't say "No fucking way."