Funny times

Had a great delivery last night. Multip, 2 pushes.

I put baby on mom's belly, just like I always do. Hanging out, waiting for the cord to stop pulsing so I can clamp it. Mom, dad, and new grandma are oohing and aahing over the young boy, who launches his first piss...straight into mom's mouth.

Grandma is doubled over laughing, My stomach hurts from laughing.

I need new reading material

So I'm reading the latest AJOG (gray journal). I turn the page right as my hubby comes up behind me. The page I turn to is a case report of vaginal evisceration of bowel after a fall.

It has a picture of the congested small bowel coming out of her vagina.

Hubby sees the picture. Hubby is now grossed out.

I'm laughing.

Did you know

That I birthed a superhero?

:)

Spring Break

Kids' impressions:

1. Pools are THE most important part of any trip.

2. You know you are from a small town if being on the 22nd floor is a big deal.

3. Cartoon Network shows Looney Tunes in the middle of the day! AWESOME! I tawt I saw a puddy cat!

Any questions?

Patient, upon being asked if she planned to stop smoking cigarettes: But I stopped the crystal meth! What more do you want?

I have to admit, I didn't have a comeback for THAT one.

Family

Can't live with them, can't kill them...tempting though the thought may be.

My mother and sister are at it over something extremely stupid. I do not want nor need to be in the middle...but there I am.

I'm considering changing my phone number...but then my email would be overloaded.

:(

Ugh, forms

So I renew my state license in even years, my hospital privileges in odd years and my DEA license every 3rd year, and my boards certification yearly.

Anyone else confused?