AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

So we've bought a new home, are working on selling our current home, and are working FT (both of us). I am still locumsing, seeing if this is a good spot for me. We are both commuting 2+ hours daily until school ends, when we will move. June can't come fast enough.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my new kitchen! Can't wait to move in! I honestly think my happiest moments are in the kitchen, surrounded by music and my family while I'm puttering around, fixing dinner.

I was warned

That The Lorax would induce migraines. By the end, I was thinking the d-drug sounded like a good idea.

The only good thing about it was listening to my boy laugh.

Smirk...

So on spring break, I'm using the hotel's computer to surf the net. I try to get onto my blog.

Firewalled!

So I tried other ways. Google didn't work. Using the link from Grumpy's site didn't help.

Evidently this site "may contain inappropriate material".

Do you want to know what post caused it?

This one.

I told DH this & he looked at me and said "That is one of least objectionable posts you've made! They didn't comment on you writing the word fuck in damned near every post?

I am SICK of the STUPIDITY

Utah.

Virginia

Republican primaries

Sandra Fluke

Sex is part of the human condition. It's also a hell of a lot of fun. And most people having sex are aware of the consequences and take measures to prevent adverse ones. And we, as adults, need to educate the kids in sexual matters - BEFORE they start dating. Yes, you can get knocked-up the first time. Oral sex does NOT prevent STDs. Maybe if you've had chlamydia 3 times with this guy, you may want to reconsider bumping naughties.

But there seems to be a loud group of people who are anti-sex.  And anti-education.  We know that abstinence only education fails miserably. It's really bad here in bum-fuck fly-over country - I about had a coronary at the school's open house when they talked about the health class.

These are the folks that I fear. For they seem to want to increase government to tell doctors as to what tests are needed in pregnancy. What meds should be covered under insurance plans. What may NOT be spoken of in class, even if a student directly asks.

I have a friend who is an ex-pat in Canada...starting to sound tempting.

LOL

Little old ladies. Two types.
First ones are the stereotypical cute grandmas, whom you can just see baking chocolate chip cookies.
The others are crotchety old bats, cranky as hell.

Had one of the first type yesterday. I wanna look like that when I'm 90+!

When I say...

Nothing in the vagina, I MEAN NOTHING in the VAGINA!!!

No fingers. No tampons. No toys. And certainly, NO PENISES!!! I don't care if you are celebrating your birthday/anniversary/baby daddy's jail release/Festivus. Nothing goes up your vagina.

I don't want to hear about your baby daddy complaining that the suture from my cerclage is scratching his wee-wee. I don't want a 3 am call from the ER telling me that your vaginal cuff eviscerated and there's bowel coming out of your vagina (a mood-killer if I've ever heard of one).

Just don't. Please?

Ramblings

OB should be a happy floor.

There are a lot of whiny-ass people in this world.

Too many women have too much free time to pay attention to every drop of vaginal discharge that they make.

Blue is NOT my favorite color.

I've been working only for a few weeks and already my damned knee hurts. I still am hoping for an AKA.

I half want to strangle my daughter tonight. Am not looking forward to the teen years...