So my 5 year old boy was sitting in my lap the other night when he let one rip. Loud and stinky.
I looked at him and asked him "What do you say?"
And he looked at me with these big blue eyes wide open and said "I didn't do it! Mr. Bear did it!"
"Mr. Bear is upstairs in your room."
"Mr. Bear farts really loudly."
I couldn't help laughing.