9+ hours is a loooooonnnnnngggggg time to be in the OR. Mom seems to be OK, but talking to her is frustrating - she's very hard of hearing, and misunderstands phone conversations constantly. Plus she's still on a Dilaudid PCA, so she's loopy too.
Did you know Santa has a cell phone? It's how I threatened my kids into behaving today. ;)
Who in the HELL wants their hip replaced today? Yes, it was on the OR schedule! I saw it when I went in to do an ectopic from the ER.
Couldn't get everyone discharged today, so I'll have to round tomorrow. Grumble.