Monday, September 12, 2011

Joke

Everyone knows doctors are greedy assholes only out for money:
Where to hide money from a...

Orthopedic Surgeon: On the patient's chest.
Surgeon: In a book.
Pediatrician: On a geriatric patient.
Geriatrician: On a baby.
ER Doctor: In a woman's vagina.
OB-Gyn: Near a male patient.
Pathologist/Radiologist: Near any patient.
Plastic Surgeon: You can't hide money from a plastic surgeon. ;)

4 comments:

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Internist: Under a dressing.

rlbates said...

sq2m

Alexis said...

Excellent. I loved those.

CathRN said...

I've heard that one as "in the chart next to the labs" for surgeon, "on the forehead" for GYN, and "you can't" for cardiology and plastics. :)