Nothing in the vagina, I MEAN NOTHING in the VAGINA!!!
No fingers. No tampons. No toys. And certainly, NO PENISES!!! I don't care if you are celebrating your birthday/anniversary/baby daddy's jail release/Festivus. Nothing goes up your vagina.
I don't want to hear about your baby daddy complaining that the suture from my cerclage is scratching his wee-wee. I don't want a 3 am call from the ER telling me that your vaginal cuff eviscerated and there's bowel coming out of your vagina (a mood-killer if I've ever heard of one).
Just don't. Please?
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During my OB/GYN rotation in med school I have vivid memories of a lady coming back pregnant pretty soon after she delivered.
The attending walked in and said "When I told you not to put anything in your vagina for 6 weeks THAT INCLUDED DICKS!"
Oh lordy! That will flop a doggie any day, huh?
I agree with you but...I know several men that take a statement like that as a personal challenge.
Not the one I married, fortunately.
Oh God. The things I have to look forward to :) I'll remember to explain this very very thoroughly once I start residency!!
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