OVARIES!!!!!
By golly, every thing that is wrong with a woman is the OVARY'S fault. Got weight gain? It's your hormones. Low libido? Hormones. Irritable? Again, hormones. Can't sleep? Out-of-whack hormones.
Abdominal pain? Ovaries. Definitely.
Here is a message to every single ER doc in the USA.:
IT'S NOT ALWAYS THE OVARY'S FAULT! STOP SENDING ME PATIENTS THAT HAVE 2.35724 MINUTES OF PAIN 5 DAYS AGO, WITH THE DIAGNOSIS OF FEMALE ABDOMINAL PAIN AND/OR OVARIAN CYST.
And my fellow 40-somethings. You're tired, gaining weight, have no sex drive because something gave. It's called taking care of yourself. You're running around, kids in various activities, work outside the home, clean the home and wonder why you're going to hell?
Obviously it's your hormonal milieu.
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And, can I ask, why is it every male doctor I see says I don't need my ovaries and to just take them out? Seriously. Would they like for their testicles to be removed because they are done having children and they COULD get testicular cancer?
Hold on, wait for it ....
Are you ovary-reacting?
(say it outloud for max effect)
/dodges tomato being flung in my direction
Oh man, you're as bad as my DH!
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