So in one of my deliveries from last night, the patient was a little (OK, a lot) out of control. A screamer with a potty mouth and pleasant personality to boot.
So she's pushing...and screaming...and screaming...and screaming.
Last night was the tour for the expectant mothers. They walked through during all of this. Evidently all of their eyes bulged out in fear.
The unit clerk told them : Don't worry. It's usually not like this.
I doubled over laughing when I heard that.