The power of the cell (phone)

So mine died yesterday. I could hear it ring, but could not answer it. This is a problem when you are on call.

Awaiting a new one while borrowing one from the hospital's IT department.

Not a single page last night after 6 pm.

So IT asked if I wanted my hospital email on the phone. Oh HELL no! Why on earth would I want another way for people to pester me constantly?